600HP M5? Hmm...Only One Thing To Do Now

Kinja'd!!! "PS9" (PS9)
05/06/2014 at 21:17 • Filed to: None

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And that one thing is to put a super-turbocharged 900HP LT5 under the hood of a CTS-V Black Edition. Also make only 299 of them. You know. Just to be a tiny bit more special than that BM-something-or-other.


DISCUSSION (16)


Kinja'd!!! CRider > PS9
05/06/2014 at 21:19

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Black Edition? It's not a Mercedes. Call it the CTS-V Brougham.


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > PS9
05/06/2014 at 21:20

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The new LT4 makes over 625 HP and 635 lb-ft, it'll do just fine in the lighter CTS-V...


Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > PS9
05/06/2014 at 21:21

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CTS-V+ powered by Hendrick Motorsports


Kinja'd!!! PS9 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
05/06/2014 at 21:22

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No that's way too adequate. Why just shoot the enemy's army down and destroy the barracks when you can completely obliterate them, their families, and turn everything in their world to ashes and dust? Anything less would be un'murican!


Kinja'd!!! ly2v8-Brian > For Sweden
05/06/2014 at 21:24

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that would be glorious


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > PS9
05/06/2014 at 21:26

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That's why you call Hennessey


Kinja'd!!! FJ80WaitinForaLSV8 > PS9
05/06/2014 at 21:26

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make sure the trunk gets tubbed so you can run so ridiculously wide rubber.


Kinja'd!!! offroadkarter > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
05/06/2014 at 21:39

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No, if you want a car thats an overpriced unreliable piece of shit built out of the parts stolen off other customers cars, you call Hennessey.

If you want a car that actually works, go call Lingenfelter or Callaway or someone else who has been tuning GM vehicles for years, and didn't just jump ship after the community involved in what they based their business off of chased them out of the community for being a ripoff and general drunken piece of shit.

*heavy breathing*


Kinja'd!!! Forgetful > PS9
05/06/2014 at 22:01

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Dear B-M-So Called-W

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Kinja'd!!! PardonMyFlemish16 > PS9
05/06/2014 at 22:01

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Theres nothing special out of a car borne out of nothing- not homologation, not to commemorate anything, not to showcase technologies- but the sole purpose of frail minded oneupmanship

How special can "the car made for no other reason than to out do some last year dealer special M5" be


Kinja'd!!! PS9 > PardonMyFlemish16
05/06/2014 at 22:09

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Theres nothing special out of a car borne out of nothing-

... then no car can be special, since every car must first exist as a product of the designer's imagination. Every car that ever was and will be is 'borne out of nothing'.

I am also hoping you will see the irony in criticising 'frail minded oneupmanship', since there's no reason at all beyond that to give the Anniversary M5 more power over the base car. One could argue that the culture of badge snobbery and luxury premiums subsists almost exclusively off 'frail minded oneupmanship'.


Kinja'd!!! PardonMyFlemish16 > PS9
05/06/2014 at 22:12

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Oh yea, the Anniversary M5 is a cheap trick too... matte paint and a 1/3 turn of the wastegate screw. It's all corny. Factory rated HP is meaningless in this turbo era and too much has been given up in the pursuit of more HP that can't be used on the street


Kinja'd!!! Manuél Ferrari > PS9
05/06/2014 at 22:26

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It should come with this engine:

http://www.unitedracingengines.com/servlet/the-11…

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Kinja'd!!! Kailand09 > PS9
05/06/2014 at 22:51

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While this sounds really cool - I'm unsure about the state of the HP wars. To a point, you start really adding weight and decreasing drive-ability, especially around corners, with super high HP engines. I'd love to see a bit of a HP bump but with a more track focused suspension, some weight reduction, etc.

A 900HP CTS would really only be a straight line thing at that point.


Kinja'd!!! Burrito de EJ25 > PS9
05/06/2014 at 22:54

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BMW: The Toyota of entry level luxury.

Something you buy because it's what people do.


Kinja'd!!! George Costanza > Burrito de EJ25
05/07/2014 at 01:55

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No my friend, no